Back when we were older,
Tired of learnin' everything we knew,
I was sittin' on my bottom,

You were walkin' slow,
Most the time we didn't have a clue,
But I'm younger now and dumber, brother, What's a girl outta' school to do?


Back when we were older,
I had lots to carry and a whole lotta' tests, Textful books a plenty, Nowhere else to go, Studyin' in

the lie-buh-rary six days in a row, But I'm younger now and dumber, brother, What's a girl outta'
school to do anymo?


Absolutely nuffin'
I'm doin' absolutely nuffin'
Just writing me a blues, muffin,

And then I'm doin' absolutely nuffin'
Cause I'm younger now and dumber,
Hell, I think I'll do absolutely nuffin' with myself!


Back when we were older,
Back when we were cool!

Boys were awful pretty when you wiped away the drool.
Studyin' for them due dates,
To put away your pen,

Then sleep until the sun went down and right back up again, Cause I'm younger now and dumber,
brother, What's a girl outta' school to do now and then?


Well, abolutely nuffin'
I'm doin' absolutely nuffin'
Just writing me a blues, muffin,

And then I'm doin' absolutely nuffin'
Cause I'm young enough to like this sound, I think I'll go one last time around...


I'm doin' absolutely nuffin'
I'm doin' absolutely nuffin'
Im just writing me a blues or somefin'

And then I'm doin' absolutely nuffin'
Cause I'm younger now and dumber,
Hell, I think I'll do absolutely nuffin' with myself!