What's Wrong Wofie are ya sick
Something in your Throat?
Wait A Minute are you trying to meow?

Ah Fella
I can see it when you're feeling low
You can't hide that from me

You're no status quo calico
So why keep trying to be?
'Cause you're more than that

You're a doggish cat
I wish you could see the you I see
I say

If you bark
Celebrate it
Make your mark

Serenade it
Noah's ark
Shoulda had a cat like you

And if
What you are
Is a strange you

Doesn't mean
You should change you
Only means

You should change your point of view

Hey feline

You fetch just fine
To thine ownself be true
Your bark wows

The cat's meow
It's how I know you're you


You don't need the bows
Or tiara
Bid your woes

Sayonara
Trust your nose
'Cause it knows the way to go

When you
Chase your tail
You're enchanting

Spirits sail
When you're panting
When you wail

You're a rover Romeo

There is not

One hair of you
That I would rearrange
I love you

The way you are
And that will never change
That will never change