[Ariana:]
love is for peasants which we're obviously not
who needs a heart that's going to bleed

its inconvenient and just makes you hot
let mama tell you what you need
not just any clown, someone with a crown

and a happy life is guaranteed

[Luciana:] but mother, that can't be right


[Ariana:] did you say something?!


[Luciana:]
all the books I've read all the poems always said that a heart is made to share
joys not found in things such as necklaces and rings but in love that's always there

that's the jewel beyond compare

[Ariana:]

you need to stop reading those books
filling your head with thoughts
now go Luciana, do something to make yourself prettier


[Luciana:] yes, mother


[Ariana:]
the king's forgotten how he wrecked my family's life
when I was just a tiny tot

just cause we tried to kill him and his wife
a little treason not a LOT!
he took away our land

which wasn't what we planned
he put us on a pig farm and FORGOT!
I ran away and I must say I cleaned up good

my past was nothing I'd discuss
I found the oldest king that I could
his heart condition was a plus

Sunday we were wed
Wednesday he was dead
happily that put an end to us

but when I heard that good king peter had a son
I had a daughter right away
put her in training so she'd be the one

oh how I've waited for this day
once they tie the knot
I'll implement my plot

then I'll use the king's head for croquet
I'll take what should be mine
and leave them with a swine

and I'll have my way
they're gonna pay
ha ha ha

ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha