Lyrics:
(Udyr)
You've never fought anyone quite like me

I've got more forms to deal with than a corporate beaurocracy
My damage is crazy, multiple personalities
Turtle form up first to tell you bout his specialty


(Turtle)
Slow and steady wins the race

and I'm about to drop a slow and steady boot right onto your ugly face
Your a disgrace, any damage that you do I Shield or
Lifesteal turtles can't be touched ask April O'Neil

That's for real, you're like a zombie walking circles
Postgame chat, blank stare, all you say is "I like turtles"
Trying to lane with me's like jumping 10 foot hurdles

Bear form next so epic, no blues or yellows only purples

(Bear)

You can't run, speed buff and stuns
Hope you like your tower your about to have a 30 minute hug
Leave my mark on the game like a vandal

Here comes the Second amendment, more bear arms than you can handle
Here comes the resentment, team chemistry in shambles
Start a vigil, light a candle, any chance you had to win has been dismantled

Beat down and mangled
Tiger form is up next hope you're ready to tangle


(Tiger)
I bring the pain, double the damage done
Come out the woods, find the enemy, put a hole in one

This is the big leagues, go back to putt putt
OP like Sagat, right cross, tiger uppercut
You'll think I'm religious cause I prey on the lanes

Is that your good skin? 'Cuase here come the blood stains
Thought you had a chance but you done goofed
Phoenix form in the house, I hope that you're fireproof


(Phoenix)
Don't try to hide from me cause need I remind you

If I have to I'll burn down the entire rift to find you
King of the jungle clears, I run a higher gear
I'm a magician, I can make your camps dissappear

You can't control me, don't be absurd kid
Got more impact in Phoenix than sir Charles Barkley did
Commiting felonies, burn your extermities

I do more damage than Jean Grey on Amphetamines

(Udyr)

Animal spirit, got a top tier kit
Neutrals, minion waves or champs doesn't matter I can clear it
No fear, flash stun and it's over quick

Constantly prove that I should have been the first pick
Don't know pity, fur coat so pretty
Try to kite me but you can't 'cause I'm too sticky

So many voices in my head, glad to hear it
By your powers combined, I'm the animal spirit