Look at my hands
They're all over you
My rusty nails stuck to you like glue

My arms around you like audio tape
Got a little red horn underneath this cape
It's not dirty

It's not rude
I'll go to Kuwait if I wanna get, wanna get,
Wanna get crude

It's not filthy
It's not lewd
I wanna get famous just so I can get sued

Guess who's my girlfriend, yeah, ten out of ten
Yeah it's Jesus, she's my girlfriend
Want to know who my boyfriend is,

No, nought out of ten
Jesus ain't a man, she's my girlfriend
Jesus is my girlfriend

It's not drink, It's not food
It's a man in a shuttle with a tube
I can't fly, so what, I can't cook

Can't even catch a tune with a hook
I've been to Hong Kong & South Dakota
In a little wood plane without a motor

Got a girl in bed, when I took it further
Where Jamaica? No I coaxed her. Ha! Ha!
I love her

My girlfriend
I love her
My girlfriend