This man stands accused of obstructing the course of justice
Four counts of publishing literature on unlawful subjects
Vandalism of state property, causing unrest

Public disorder, cycling in a state of undress
Several instances of public nudity
Twenty two proven counts of rudeness to police

Three counts of causing damage to law enforcement cameras
Activities abroad including consorting with anarchists
Nine counts of harboring known Islamists

Identified by their wearing of white pajamas
Forty two of distributing subversive pamphlets
But most seriously

The defendant stands accused
Of encouraging socialist thoughts and its derivatives
Attending meetings and speaking on topics prohibited

By the terror act of 2012 section 66
Conspiring to commit arson
Being in possession of restricted materials

With the intention of using them
To manufacture weapons
Also actual arson

Actual harm to ministerial entities
Using official garments to deceive and gain entry
Misuse and damage of military facilities

Punishable under the laws of the defense ministry
Four billion pounds of actual damage to property
By law equivalent to murder in the first degree

Retention of materials to be used in acts of terrorism
Encouragement and dissemination for acts of terrorism
Planning and preparation for acts of terrorism

Attendance at a place used for planning acts of terrorism
And lastly, actual commissioned of thirty acts of terrorism
The above amounts to high treason

And thus inevitably conspiracy against the state
Classed as the people's enemy
The case is made

How does the defendant plead?