CHORUS:
(0:10)
Dr1: Ok now patients Pts: YEAH

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Dr: You know you sick? Pts: YEAH


Dr: You need my hands, palpate your glands, list your symptoms To check your larynx let me hear ya holla:

ALL PTS: Bend it over, touch ya toes, if ya fall its probably vertigo o


Lie back lift your legs straight up, shooting pains that's sciatica


VERSE 1: (0:30)
Dr: Inspect, palpate, ascultate, percuss


I like your hands no spoon, Janesway or clubs,

PMI, apartment M listen for lub-dub Carotid, brach, PLT, PT, DP pulse love,


Don't want no edema or jug distention,


Check capillarys then the pulmonary section

First ya gotta look for protrustions and uneven stations,


Then use your hands to check for masses or infiltration,


Percuss the intercostal regions, Listen to the lobes,

Fremitus and rails means there are fluid holds


Percuss the diaphragm, Check 6 ant 6 pos


My hearts in systole, medicine is boss!

Don't forget me, Carotid bruit!


Can I you whisper 99 for me?


Is it inspiration, or is it expiration?

Be thorough then tell the patient...

(1:11)
CHORUS:


Ok now patients, YEAH

You know you sick? YEAH


You need my hands, palpate your glands, pull your tragus To check your larynx let me hear ya holla:


Lean on over, odoscope, no eardrum effusion we hope,

Make sure its pearly white and reflective,


Look at you a physy diag detective! (1:20)


VERSE 2:

Gotta listen, gotta listen for digestive sounds,


4 quadrants, best inspect for anything profound


Check undeer the tongue for jaundice coloration,

Knock the table for peritonium irritation.


McBerny and Rovsing tricks for apendicitis,


Palpate deep two hands, use just one for lightness

McMurphy gets under the ribs while inhaling,


No spleen but brush the liver that's smooth sailing


No hands check for skin creepy crawlers

Caput medu spider tele you best holler

Tricep, bicep, patellar, achillese reflexes


Out in bend back flip strength test this

(2:01)
CHORUS:


Dr2: Ok now patients, Pts: YEAH

You know you sick? YEAH


My stethoscope, and tuning fork, look in your lips To check your nasal, let me hear ya holla:

Fluid check, 3 ways foot flex, sit on ya foot let me push and pull bac k

Aorta size, make your meniscus hurt,


Guess what your body is perf!

VERSE THREE:

Your body might be good, but I gotta check YA mind


Mental status and 12 cranial nerves I'll find

Follow my finger, smile puff your cheeks

Stick out your tongue, can you feel these gentle streaks


Can you turn your head? How bout lift your shoulders?

Watch pupils dilate, how is your smell sir?

Tone of Shoulder hand hip leg arms and feet

Different ways of walking, ok now have a seat

(2:40)
Dermatome touch, pain, vibrating tuning fork

Closed eyes, what's in the hand I poke

Rapid alternate, Rombergs arm shows


Heel to your knee, Finger to your nose
(2:57)
CHORUS:

Ok now patients, YEAH

You know you sick? YEAH


Allen's test flow, choose one let go, does it turn pink To check your palate, let me hear ya holla:

Abduct the shoulder, flex it forward, extend it back and can you do the in roll

Pro and supernation, tinnel sign for neuroma


No tennis elbow, now you can go sir!