Hey there douglas i see you just got home from school
You're gettin' big there sport, your dad must be proud of you
And i know you're probably tired, your day was probly long

But just slow down, douglas, tell me would it be wrong...
If i wanted you to


Come into my garage
And try out my latest invention
Come into my garage

You know it was very expensive
Come into my garage
And try out my latest invention

Come into my garage
You know it was very expensive


Hey there douglas are you quite done running away?
Must you go off so fast? we barely got a chance to play!
You have an excuse? oh? what is that that you say?

Oh, forget about that girl! what kind of last name is mayonnaise?
Just


Come into my garage
And try out my latest invention
Come into my garage

You know it was very expensive
Doug come into my garage
And try out my latest invention

Come into my garage
You know it was very expensivecome stay with me, doug, it will just be us two boys
I want you to try out all my shiny, expensive toys

Don't act like you don't want it, douglas. don't play coy.
Look, i don't think you quite get it,
You don't have a $%&^$%&^x choice

You're going to

Come in my garage

On top of my latest invention
Come into my garage
You know it was very expensive, doug

Come into my garage
Just come check it out
I want you to come in my garage

In more ways than one
But there's only one way out
(you're mine)