When I'm at work, ya, I always rush right home for lunch

So I can check out what's up on the Flower Bunch


And when I'm walking through the front door at night


I gotta see who's winning on The Price is Right, oh




I never dreamed that I'd spend my days


Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays

I need my TV





What's happening in this world, I don't care at all

But it better not pre-empt Thursda Night Ice Hockey ball


I can't even come up with my own views


I'm taught how to think from the evening news, oh




I never dreamed that I'd spend my days


Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays

I need my TV





Everybody Sing




La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la...







Avril Talks


Pissing me off here, can you do scumbagging this %#@!

Let's play ice f**king hockey!!!