a lot of things I've never seen

are now in every magazine


so many things I've never known


on all the latest t.v. shows




anything that's too extreme


you'll find it on the movie screen

and everything that's overblown


on all the greatest videos




what a nice surprise


when you realize


you've been "hip"-notized




the latest craze is underway


you may find it strange- that's why I say




hey-it's always something


yeah- never nothing

I'll tell you one thing


It's always something




now I know I'll never know


until it's on the Springer Show


I think it's catching up to me

I'm naked on a d.v.d.?





what a nice surprise

then you realize


you've been advertised




the latest phase is underway


you might find it strange- that's what I say




hey- it's always something


yeah- better than nothing?


I'll tell you one thing

there's always something