chorus:
im in the bayous i always surprise yall never know whats gone happen next
im in the bayous at mardi gras collecting me a fat check


verse1:
all my creole residents gone and blow yall trumpets

if its avias in yall cd players gone and bump it
i dont left all these ^!$$%z in the state of florida
and transported to lousiana new orleans border

all these rappers washed up like some fish in a swamp
i just made it to new orleans now they really bummed
all circus rap clowns couldnt hold down dumbo

now im eating them one by one like a pot of gumbo
and what comes around goes around, now they all scared of me
any rapper better im hunting them down like double jeopardy

yeah i know im the prince, so that leaves yall toad
only thing you kissing today is what i sit on comodes
these ^!$$%z bars be sounding dead something like at a funeral

you can tell they didnt finish high school, decimal, numeral
come on get it together, cause yall ^!$$%z is whack,
besides im tired hearing music, then putting on all black


chorus:
im in the bayous i always surprise yall never know whats gone happen next

im in the bayous at mardi gras collecting me a fat check

verse2:

and this just the beginning i got yall addicted like voodoo
young ^!$$% outta polk ripping tracks like who-knew
any ^!$$% with better bars breaking that %#@! up like pralines

then im cashing this fat check, boarding first class airlines
sitting in riverside cafes, eating lobster meals
^!$$%z wondering how i do it with these lobster bills

nice bachelor pad spreaded out in the hills
got a living room set ,yo, that freaking kills
back to the subject yo im badder than a lot these thugs

im a square and these ^!$$%z still softer than bad girls club
fighting off the paparazzi fancy cameras and hugs
im shining like a firefly the rest of yall basic bugs

^!$$%s need to realize that i live in a world of whimsical
im not easily defeated bouncin back like mystikal
you can catch me downtown new orleans in a hotel

in the corner counting doe next to me shotgun shells

chorus:

im in the bayous i always surprise yall never know whats gone happen next
im in the bayous at mardi gras collecting me a fat check