KATE
Why can't people get along and love each other Christmas Eve?


CHRISTMAS
Ha! You tink gedding arong same as ruvving?
Sometimes ruv - right where you hating most Kate Monster


KATE
Huh?


CHRISTMAS
The more you ruv someone

The more you want to care dem
The more you ruv someone
The more he make you cly

Though you at cly for making peace wid dem and ruvving
That's why you ruv so strong you rite to make him die
The more you ruv someone

The more he make you cwazy
The more you ruv someone
The more you wishing him dead

Sometime you rook at him
And only see fat and razy
And wanting baseball bat for hitting him on his head

Love

KATE

Love

CHRISTMAS

And hate

KATE

And hate

CHRISTMAS

Dey like two brudders

KATE

Brothers

CHRISTMAS

Who go on a date

KATE

Who ... what?

CHRISTMAS

Where one of dem goes odder one foddows
You were finding ruv
He also bringing sorrow


KATE
Ah, yes


CHRISTMAS
The more you ruv someone

The more you want to care dem

KATE

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

CHRISTMAS

Ruvving and caring fit like hand in glove

KATE

Hand in gloves

CHRISTMAS

So, if a someone you are wanting so to care dem
You go and find him
And you get him

And you no care dem
Cos chances go ...


{together}

CHRISTMAS
He is your ruv


KATE
He is my love