KATE
The internet is really really great
TREKKIE MONSTER

For !@$^
KATE
I've got a fast connection so i don't have to wait

TREKKIE
For !@$^
KATE

Huh?
There's always some new site,
TREKKIE

For !@$^!
I browse all day and night
TREKKIE

For !@$^!
KATE
It's like i'm surfing at the speed of light

TREKKIE
For !@$^!
KATE

Trekkie!

TREKKIE

The internet is for !@$^
KATE
Trekkie!

TREKKIE
The internet is for !@$^,
KATE

What are you doing!?
TREKKIE
Why you think the net was born?

!@^* !@$^ !@$^

KATE

Treee?kkie!
TREKKIE
Oh hello kate monster

KATE
You are ruining my song
TREKKIE

Oh me sorry, me no mean to
KATE
Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?

TREKKIE
Me no talkie
KATE

Good

I'm glad we have this new technology

TREKKIE
For !@$^
KATE

Which gives us untold opportunity
TREKKIE
For por?oops, sorry

KATE
Right from you own desktop
TREKKIE

For ---
KATE
You can research browse and shop

Until you've had enough and your ready to stop
TREKKIE
FOR PORN!!



Trekkie!

TREKKIE
The internet is for !@$^!
KATE

Noooo
TREKKIE
The internet if for !@$^!

KATE
Trekkie
TREKKIE
Me up all night honking me horn to !@$^, !@$^, !@$^!


KATE
That's gross you're a pervert
TREKKIE
Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
KATE

NO really, your a pervert
Normal people don't sit at home and look
At !@$^ on the internet
TREKKIE
Ohhhh?

KATE
What?!
TREKKIE
You have no idea
Ready normal people?


NORMAL PEOPLE
Ready--- ready ----ready

TREKKIE
Let me hear it!


TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for !@$^!
PRINCETON
Sorry kate
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for !@$^!

PRINCETON
I !@(#!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
All these guys unzip their flies
For !@$^, !@$^, !@$^!

KATE

The internet is not for !@$^!!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
PORN!, PORN, P---

KATE
HOLD ON A SECOND!


Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online

ROB
That's correct.

KATE

And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com

BRIAN
Sure!

KATE
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay


GARY
Yes I do!

KATE
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card

PRINCETON
True!

TREKKIE
Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?

PRINCETON
. .yeah

KATE
EEEWWWWW!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for !@$^!
KATE
Gross!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for !@$^!
KATE
I hate !@$^
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Grab your dick and double click
KATE
I hate you men!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
For !@$^, !@$^, !@$^!
(harmonizing) !@$^, !@$^, !@$^, !@$^
KATE
I'm leaving!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
!@^*, !@$^, !@$^, !@$^
!@$^, !@$^, !@$^, !@$^
KATE
I hate the internet!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
!@^*, !@$^, !@$^, !@$^

TREKKIE
The internet is for

TREKKIE AND SOME
The internet is for

TREKKIE AND ALL
The internet is for PORN!

TREKKIE
YEAH!