Hey, today we're gonna learn something neat-o
It's how to make a bang-alore torpedo
First we'll need some sections of pipe

Fill them with sticks of dynamite
Crimp the fuse into a detonator
Make sure the fuse is long so it won't blow up 'til later

Slide the blasting cap into the TNT
Light the fuse, run fast, and wait to see it go


Chorus:
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang


Girl, you know we ought-a
Take it from Lysistrata
Boycott his @@#! 'til we get what we want

Won't drop my pants if they keep droppin' bombs
Not even if he's got a twelve-inch dong
Tell him, "Don't show up to war, just play hookie

If you choose to fight, you won't get any nookie
And if you're gay, that's okay
The army doesn't want you anyway"

Ready his weapon, then pull away
Make them pay for every day
They throw our money away

On mutant children, babies cry
War's really funny, until you die
Tell your mom not to give into dad

This isn't electro, it isn't a fad
Baby, I'll give you a piece
When there's peace in the Middle East

Then we'll bang (x20)

Nobody voted when it was vital

But you made sure to vote for American Idol
Will somebody please explain to me
How if we kill someone we're really setting them free

Dick-tators sick haters
Tough guys, come on, settle this one-on-one
"My dick's bigger, that you'll see, by the size of my artillery"

I spy, with my little eye
Money, greed, power, lies
You ask yourself, "where does it end"

Avenue D for president
The special forces that we'd endorse is
the under-cover agent lover

Whose only mission would be huggin' and kissin'
Vote Avenue D we'll make sure there won't be no more bang (x20)


G.I. Joe you're a G.I. hoe, baby
Gee, I know you're just a G.I. hoe
you're a G.I. hoe, a G.I. hoe

G.I., G.I., G.I. hoe
"And the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air" went bang (x20)


Shell shock, show me your @@#!, you got
Smallpox, make my body rock, give me
Anthrax, stick it in my $$#

If we get nuked, $#&@ me while you puke

I will not play a tug-a-war

I'd rather play a hug-a-war
Where everyone hugs instead of tugs
Everyone giggles and rolls on the rug

Everyone kisses, everyone grins, everyone's happy and we all bang (x20)

Alert! Red Alert! Red Alert! Red Alert!