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Oh, we are the Progressives;
We're superior to you.

Hand over all your money
And we'll know just what to do.


And if you disagree with us,
You are a greedy racist.
We say we want to coexist.....

But we don't want you in our midst.

Verse 1:

Oh, our ideas are cool,
And all of us are real cool too.
When all our clever schemes go bust,

We'll blame it all on you.

Equality of outcome,

It is our battle cry.
We'll take the money from the rich.....
No one should have to strive.


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Verse 2:
We care about Hispanics,
Blacks, women, poor and gays;

We teach them to depend on us
And always sing our praise.


We think you all are morons;
We know what's best for you.
We trick you so you'll vote for us.....

If you catch on, we're through!

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Verse 3:
Our self-esteem and feeling good

Are really all that matters.
It doesn't bother us at all
To leave the world in tatters.


We love nature more than people;
Against carbon we will fight.

The science is all settled....
Any weather proves us right.


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Verse 4:

We hate the bitter clingers
To religion and to guns;
Tea Partiers and Patriots

They are so very dumb.

War is not the answer;

What's the question? We can't say.
Sing !@^(baya, be nice...
And all the threats will go away.


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Verse 5:
We spend, and spend and spend and spend.....
But we never spend enough;

We need more of your money;
Gosh, our lives are really tough.


So hand over all your money
And we'll take good care of you;
Just trust us and have hope.....

We will do fine, and you'll be screwed.

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