Hey, Mr. Cole! Can we go joyriding?

What, what, what, what... [many times]


Bada, badada, badada, bada... [x9]


[Hook:]
I'm gonna pay some taxes
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket

I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a prius
What, this some free market


[Verse 1:] NEGATIVE EXTERNALITY
Nah, walk up to the school like, "What up? I got a big truck!"
I'm so pumped about some [HONK] from the auto shop

Exhaust on the fringe, it's so damn frosty
That people like, "Damn! That's a cold gas HONK-ey."
Rollin' in, hella deep, headin' to geometry,

Dressed in all pink, 'cept my Sperry's, those are green
Draped in a fitted sheet, boys standin' next to me
Probably shoulda studied this, looks like Mr. Kelly's sheets

(Mattthhhhhh)
But [HONK], I was at the car show (Tanked it)
Coppin' it, washin' it, 'bout to go and get some compliments

Gassin' up at that Gulf station that my friend's been workin' in
But me and grungy [HONK]-in it man
I am pollutin' and flossin' and

Savin' my money and I'm hella happy that's a bargain, Finch
I'ma kill your 'vironment, I'ma kill your 'vironment,
No for real - ask your children - can I pollute their mother Earth? (Thank you)

Global temp. change and some dead penguins
Negative externalities that I got spillin'
They had a social cost, I don't care 'bout social costs

I bought this SUV, then I bought a Hummer
Hello, hello, Cole mah man, my Mello
'Nanke ain't got nothing on my smoke game, hell no

I could take some Dodge trucks, make them cool, sell those
The motorheads would be like "Aw, he got the Rams yo"


[Hook x2]





[Verse 2:]:

What you know about rockin' a pig on your noggin?
What you knowin' about bein' pigovian?
I'm gettin', I'm gettin', I'm gettin' taxed through that government

One man's trash, that's another man's paycheck
Thank your granddad for donating that car he drives
'Cause right now I'm up here tryin'

I'm at my counter, you can find me holding (Bills)
I'm not, I'm not sick of payin' all those freaking taxes (Bills)
Your grammy, your aunty, your momma, your mammy

I'll take that silver prius - can we?, second-hand, I rock that mother[HONK]er
The built-in hybrid with the mileage on that mother[HONK]er
I hit the party and they stop for that mother[HONK]er

They be like, "Oh, that taxin' - that's hella high."
I'm like, "Yo - that's me payin' for a stranger."
Limited edition, let's do some simple addition

Fifty dollars for gas - that's just some externalities
I call that payin' the real social cost
I call that getting tricked by a business

That car's hella dough
And having consumers pay for that dealer's wastes is a hella don't
Supply curve, take a look through my telescope

Tryna get outta payin'? Man you hella won't
Man you hella won't


(Al Gore... per unit tax... yeah!)

[Hook]


[Bridge:]
I'm in your granddad's car

I am an econ star
I'm in this small-[honk] car
Without shame - ain't that bizarre
I'm in your granddad's car (that's right)
I am an econ star (now come on man)

I'm in this small-[honk] car
Without shame - ain't that bizarre

[Hook]


Is that Mr. Cole's car?