Picardo: Live long and prosper, if you're one of us.
Voltaire: May the force be with you, unless that phrase don't fit you.
Picardo: Forever, we have been at odds.

Voltaire: Cause you're a drooling Trekkie
Picardo: Says the Lucas lackey.
Voltaire (lead), Picardo (harmony) : Whatever!



Picardo: We are out in space the last frontier,

Picardo: Seeking life that's new and strange out here
Picardo (lead), Voltaire (harmony): and new civilizations in the great beyond.
Picardo: boldly going where no one has gone.



Voltaire: Our tale is better in every way.

Voltaire: in a galaxy far far away
Voltaire (lead), Picardo (harmony): a great adventure happened a long time ago,
Voltaire: but then I don't suppose that you would know.



Picardo: We have ray guns we call phasers

Voltaire: We have blasters AND lightsabers
Picardo: We have ships that fly at warp
Voltaire: Yeah, it's called "Hyperspace", you dork!

Picardo (lead), Voltaire (harmony): : We've got the Mugato and you have got Ewoks!
Voltaire: yeah, well, a guy who plays with tribbles shouldn't talk!



Picardo: Oh come on let's not fight,
Picardo (lead), Voltaire (harmony): : it's so unintellectual.

Picardo: How 'bout we join sides and be bi-trektual?
Voltaire: (spoken) that's disgusting
Picardo: (spoken) yeah, forget I mentioned it.



Picardo: Klingons shooting at our starboard side.

Picardo: We've got a hull breach on the Enterprise.
Picardo (lead), Voltaire (harmony): We drift into the neutral zone and we're on the wrong side.
Picardo: We'd need a wormhole to get out alive.



Voltaire: On a moon of Yavin's where we hide.

Voltaire: We're having trouble with the hyperdrive.
Voltaire (lead), Picardo (harmony): This planet keeps on spinning and the Death star's now in sight.
Voltaire: We hope the rebels take it out in time.



Voltaire: Oh, come on let's not fight,

Voltaire (lead), Picardo (harmony): it's so unintellectual.
Voltaire: How 'bout we join sides and be bi-trektual?
Picardo: Wouldn't it be nice

Picardo (lead), Voltaire (harmony): and so much more effectual?
Picardo: To put our cares aside and be bitrektual!


Voltaire: Think how awesome it would be a
Voltaire: team up with Jean Luc and Leah,
Picardo: Kirk and Chewie save the day,

Picardo: blowing up a bird of prey.
Voltaire: Han and Spock they set a net
Voltaire: and trap the Borg and Boba Fett

Voltaire: While 3P0 and Data raid a Tie fighter to capture Vader.
Voltaire (lead), Picardo (harmony): : Luke and Worf get into it and blow the Deathstar into bits
Picardo: And then we throw the tribbles

Picardo (lead), Voltaire (harmony): into the Sarlac pit
Voltaire: and then we kicked the Ewoks into it.



Picardo: Live long and prosper, so say we all
Voltaire: (spoken) Wait, what?

Voltaire: May the force be with you, May the time Lords keep you.
Picardo (lead), Voltaire (harmony): Forever, we can Babylon
Voltaire: There's no use debating,

Voltaire(lead), Picardo (harmony): the Stargate's waiting,



Voltaire: So come on let's not fight,
Voltaire (lead), Picardo (harmony): it's so unintellectual.
Voltaire: How 'bout we join sides and be bi-trektual?
Picardo (lead), Voltaire (harmony): So let's take the advice of an Asian homo-sexual...


Voltaire: "Fellow Star folks, cool it down!"
Robert Picardo: Celebrity voice impersonated.

Picardo (lead), Voltaire (harmony): Let's put our cares aside and be bitrektual!
Voltaire: Hell, I want to be Sci Fi multi-Trektual!


Picardo: (spoken) Live long and prosper,
Voltaire: (spoken) May the force be with you!
Picardo: (spoken) Never give up, never surrender!
Voltaire: (spoken) To infinity and Beyond!!!!!

Picardo: (spoken) Really, Voltaire? Really?