Ever since I saw you
On my so-called life,
I've been writing you these letters

Asking you to be my wife.
But its been almost a year
And still I've gotten no reply,

I'm $$#uming you have met some other guy.
So I sit in my room,
Watch Romeo & Juliet

A thousand times.
I wish I was as cool
As Leonardo is

But I'm not.

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I went on Jerry Springer
To confess my love to you

You said I didn't have a chance
And there was nothing I could do
You told me I was crazy

And wished that I was dead.
You threw a chair right upside my head


Today I highjacked a plane
I wrote your name across the sky,
Miss Clare Danes.

But they were waiting on the ground
To take me straight to jail


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Im staring at your pictures

From my lonely little cell
I'm writing you this letter
To let you know i doing well

Until we meet again
You know I'll cry a thousand tears
And I'll see you in another twenty years.

I'll see you in another twenty years.
I'll see you in another twenty years.