Intro: All you fake $$#, swag !@$) mother$#&@ers, flaunting a snapback as if it's a purse. You're insulting Eazy E, mother$#&@a.

Oh, you want a boyfriend with a snapback?

But you're with me, so enjoy your snack wrap.
And she wants a sip of wine, but she's not a blackjack.
Now she's upset, and (she) persists I act black.


If you're shoutin' 'YOLO,' with your red Solo---cup.
You're an 'insta'-!@#%. Oh, you $#&@in' mention what?

On my Twitter feed? You want some liquor with a hint of weed?
But (*##$ please, liquor is my mother$#&@in' enemy.


You $#&@in' wonder why, we smothered ties.
You were catchin' butterflies. Oh, for other guys.
On Sunday, you ran to the church and cried.

Even through your tears, the pastor $#&@in' heard you lie.

You wanna date in Fayetteville with a tattoo?

Better luck is seen with Joey P's statue.
With me, you receive some cheap $$# fast food.
But not Chick-fil-A cause' we're not spendin' past $2.


Note: A 'jerk' personality is NOT my real-life persona, however, a girl who persists in wanting and desiring swag !@$)s, who have no real future or goals, who are popular on the internet, deserve to be treated as such. It works vice-versa as well.


A mixtape cover should change before released
Upcoming raps evolve better and better; promise.


For clarification, 'with a tattoo' is insinuating that the girl who wants a date in Fayetteville also wants ME to purchase her a tattoo. In my jerk-persona, the answer is of course, no.