Chorus:
You ain't Dolly,
And you ain't Porter

She's a little bit fuller,
And you're a whole lot shorter
Let's dance all night,

An fill the jukebox full of quarters
Cause you ain't Dolly,
No, and you ain't Porter


Verse 1:
Well, I notice you right off the bat in those cowboy boots

Who couldn't help but see you in that Rime Stone suit
That's cause I'm the reigning queen of Karaoke night
Well if I drunk enough to sing, hell I just might

Hey now, don't you worry cowboy, cause I'll get you through
We'll sing the cheating song, just like they used to do


Chorus:
Cause you ain't Dolly,
And you ain't Porter

She's a little bit fuller,
Yeah, but you're a whole lot shorter
Let's dance all night,

An fill the jukebox full of quarters
Cause you ain't Dolly,
No, and you ain't Porter


Verse 2:
You'll probably see me country singing on The Voice someday

Yeah and I'm the guy they wrote about in 50 Shades of Grey
Why don't you come on back to my place, and have your way
oh baby that sounds tempting, but I just can't stay

Oh, we won first ṗrize cowboy, let's just split the dough
Honey I will always love you, but we'll never know


Chorus:
Cause you ain't Dolly,
And you ain't Porter

She's a little bit fuller,
Yeah, but you're a whole lot shorter
Let's dance all night,

An fill the jukebox full of quarters
Cause you ain't Dolly,
No, and you ain't Porter

No, you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter