DJ Cannon
Holla At Me!


Asher Roth
Yo, Cannon!
What would this mixtape be, if I didn't get on the one beat

That everbody gets on? (DRAMATIC!)
You know I had to, dog...


You know the world's gone mad
When blacks wear plaid
And Mariah has married Nick Cannon

Or when a boy from the burbs
Has the nerves to converge
On a mixtape with DJ Cannon? (The CANNON!)


You know the world's gone mad
When blacks wear plaid

And Mariah has married Nick Cannon
Or when a boy from the burbs
Has the nerves to converge

On a mixtape with DJ Cannon?

DJ Cannon

Alright... Now if you really feel like that, Keep going!
I don't know what else to tell you, Go in!


Asher Roth
Yo, Cannon!
What would this mixtape be, if I didn't get on the one beat

That everbody gets on? (I don't know, homie!)
You know I had to, dog... (STEPS BACK!)


You know the world's gone mad
When blacks wear plaid
And Mariah has married Nick Cannon (GET EM!)

Or when a boy from the burbs
Has the nerves to converge
On a mixtape with DJ Cannon? (CANNON!)


Aww, God Damnit,
That's the last straw, can't stand it

You all must be reprimanded
Spank that fanny, Manny
So uncanny, Ginobli flow lefthanded


Yes, I am a fan of Dakota Fanning,
And I Am Sam, outstanding!

My Sean Pennmanship is fancy,
Yeah, my rhetoric is dandy
I circumvent my words (TRENDSETTER!)

And vent for the burbs,
I have emerged Ad Venti,
Dos anos, vamos, pronto, let's go,

Her lip gloss tastes like candy

Got more jazz than Jerry Sloan,

Pizzazz and swagg alone,
I have a bigger head that that of Barry Bonds;
Y'all eat scraps, I eat (SALMON!)

With fresh fruit, covered in (DANNON!)
If Da Boy had a boy with Brad Pitt in Troy,
Then out from the loins, I'd be born;

If Jason Bourne was to record and join forces with Zack Morris,
They'd form my performance


Beats and rhymes fornicate, form greatness,
Like, "Let's face it... He's so amazing! "
Yeah, with Lasiks, he still can't ace my eye exam,

Naw, man, let's try again;
I've got lungs like Iron Man,
I hit the bong, while you must extend your diaphragm

But, let's get higher, man;
I gotta a brand new strand that I got out in Ireland
From a wild, frantic Irishman,

Who said his name was (SHANNON!)

Higgins, Killians, and a pint of Guiness,
And I ain't gon stop 'till I'm finished;
'Till I learn Yiddish, or find a little kid who likes spinach

Can't nobody beat me in Quidditch
Not any widditch, spidditch, wits, I'm sick with' it,
Riddidick, my spit game is vicious

This is

Never did %#@! for my I'mage;
College kid is where I found my niche, SNITCH!
Tell the whole world I'm the %#@!, Un
Tell the whole world on my dick, then
Hell yeah, word, I'll be rich, and

I'll buy the whole world Sega Genesis
Spittin' lint to come,
Hell yeah, I got a (CANNON!)
See me on the streets, take a pick with yo' cannon
Then get it laminated, frame it, save it,

Cause in a couple days, I'll be famous

Then you can say, Holy %#@!, there he is! That's the kid!
I forget what his name is... starts with an 'A', ends with a 'Sher'.