You got 99 problems I got 80 proof
Mixed in 7 different drinks to forget about you
And that's what I'm gonna do


It only took 6 months and 5 whole weeks
I swear to God 40 ounces never felt so free

So free of your memory

Cause it's 3 strikes you're out

In this 2 player game
And girl I think we're one and the same


Chorus:

If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle

I would drink you all the time
I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels alright yeah
But you'd rather be a (*##$ to me

So you keep your problems, I'll keep the whiskey

I got a big hunch that you don't give a %#@!

And I've been kickin' myself for not realizing it
But all that's over now


Cause I got my good friends Jack and Jim
And they don't got a single problem with the way that I am
And they're dying to hear me out


Cause it's 3 strikes you're out
In this 2 player game

And girl you know I've won either way

Chorus:


If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle
I would drink you all the time

I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels alright yeah
But you'd rather be a (*##$ to me
So you keep your problems, I'll keep the whiskey


You keep your problems, I'll keep the whiskey
You keep your problems, I'll keep the whiskey


Chorus:


If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle
I would drink you all the time
I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels alright yeah

But you'd rather be a (*##$ to me
So you keep your problems, I'll keep the whiskey


So you keep your problems, I'll keep the whiskey
So you keep your problems, I'll keep the whiskey