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Arrogant Worms lyrics : "The Happy Happy Birthday Song"

Once a year we celebrate
With stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make

A trip around the sun

And the whole gang gathers round

With gifts and laughter to abound
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing this stupid song


Happy birthday!
Now you're one year older!

Happy birthday!
Your life still isn't over!
Happy birthday!

You've not accomplished much
But you didn't die this year
I guess that's good enough


So let's drink to your fading health
And hope you don't remind yourself

The chance of finding fame and wealth
Decrease with every year


Does it feel like you're doing laps
And eating food and taking naps
And hoping that someday perhaps

Your life will hold some cheer

Happy birthday!

What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You're starting to get fatter

Happy birthday!
It's downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself

Your best years are all gone

If cryogenics were all free

Then you could live like Walt Disney
And live for all eternity
Inside a block of ice


But instead your time is set
This is the only life you get

And though it hasn't ended yet
Sometimes you wish it might


Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money
Happy birthday!

Your life's so sad it's funny
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?

But your friends are hungry now
So cut the stupid cake!


Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday dear...

(random calling out of names including Ralph Bill Ralph Kramden bob
Skippy the bush kangaroo Stanly starts with a 'J' and the b-b-b-b-b-bu-bu-bu- that leads into
"Dangerous")


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