I remember back when i was still in school,
These bullies always picked on me, they called me a fool.
They knocked me on the ground! (oh! )

They rubbed dog poop in my ears! (ow! )
They kicked me! (oh)
They punched me! (ow)

They said; "come and fight, you wimp!"

(what'd you do! ?)


I faked i had an injury then i ran away!
I ran away, (i ran away)

I ran away! (i ran a-eh-eh-eh-eh ran so far away)
Danger stared me in the face and i ran away!
(oooh, ooh, ooh ooh, ooh, ooh, i ran away! )

The children always laughed at me after that day,
When i said i tore my acl and i ran away!


I was playing one day in my back yard,
When i made the perfect snowball, round and smooth and hard.
I spotted nasty ted jablonski! (oooh)

I let fly the perfect snowball! (yeah! )
It smashed the neighbors windshield! (oh-oh! )
He came out and said; "who the hell did that! ?"


(whaat'd youu doo! ?)


I pointed at my sister and then i ran away!
I ran away, (i ran away)
I ran away! (i ran a-eh-eh-eh-eh ran so far away)

Danger stared me in the face and i ran away!
(oooh, ooh, ooh ooh, ooh, ooh, i ran away! )
My sister was ground for three years and a day,

So i said she was adopted and then i ran away!

I was walking with my girlfriend one night, (aww)

Two guys were sitting on a bench, they pointed at her and said;
"she's a fat, ugly tramp!" (ooh! )
"she smells like peanut butter!" (hey! )

"she's a loser!" (oh!
"she's pedantic!" (oi! )
"she's a mediocre soccer player!"

My girlfriend said; "make them stop!"

(whaat'd yoouu dooo! ?)


I dumped my girlfriend on the spot then i ran away!
I ran away, (i ran away)

I ran away! (i ran a-eh-eh-eh-eh ran so far away)
Danger stared me in the face and i ran away!
(oooh, ooh, ooh ooh, ooh, ooh, i ran away! )

The honor of my woman was one the line that day,
So i told my girlfriend i was $%&^ and i ran away!


I was walking by myself last week, (yeah)
When the devil himself appeared in front of me. (oh)
He had fire all around him! (aiii! )

He smelled like a burning tire dump! (wooow! )
He opened his mouth and said; "mike! you're next!"


(whaaat'd yoouuu dooo! ?)

I came up to the devil! (oh yeah! )

I poked the devil on the shoulder! (that's right! )

I said look over there, and then i ran away!

I ran away, (i ran away)
I ran away! (i ran a-eh-eh-eh-eh ran so far away)
Danger stared me in the face and i ran away!

(oooh, ooh, ooh ooh, ooh, ooh, i ran away! )
I'm hoping that the devil smokes two packs a day,
Cause my day of reckoning is here and i ran away!


I ran away, (i ran away)
I ran away! (i ran a-eh-eh-eh-eh ran so far away)

Danger stared me in the face and i ran away!
(oooh, ooh, ooh ooh, ooh, ooh, i ran away! )
Whenever i was challenged i collapsed like a souffle,
But i'm still alive to sing this song cause i ran away!


Oh yes i ran,
(oh yes he ran! )
Oh yes i ran,
(oh yes he ran! )
I ran away!