I used to talk about politics, politics, politics,
I used to talk about politics but i don't anymore.
I used to talk about communism, socialism, capitalism

I used to talk about all those isms but now i'm a dad
And all i talk about is baby poo


Baby poo, baby poo
All i talk about is baby poo
Baby poo, baby poo

All i talk about is baby poo

I used to rant about traffic problems,

Fender benders, stupid signs
I used to fear an accident
But now i stay at home

And talk about:

Baby poo, baby poo

All i talk about is baby poo
Baby poo, baby poo
All i talk about is baby poo


Sometimes it's all brown and gooey
Sometimes it looks like dijon mustard

Sometimes it's like melted crayon
Sometimes it just smells like poo


I used to talk about philosophy,
Kafka, descartes, socrates
I used to think metaphysically

But now i think the world evolves around:

Baby poo, baby poo

All i talk about is baby poo
Baby poo, baby poo
All i talk about is baby poo


Sometimes it feels just like stucco
Sometimes it feels like jell-o pudding

Sometimes it's like avocado
Sometimes she just pees on me


I used to be real int'resting
Discussing issues of the day
But now i call up my mp

And tell her all about my baby poo

Baby poo, baby poo

All i talk about is baby poo
Baby poo, baby poo
All i talk about is baby poo


Baby poo, baby poo
All i talk about is baby poo

Baby poo, baby poo
All i talk about is baby poo