Head on the wall
And my piss hardly makes the stall
And this time it's not an act

This time I swear it's fact

Now I ramble on

About that girl who's gone
And I tried teaching her guitar
Now she's standing at the bar


She tells me her favourite song
And I say, "Yeah, that's a good one"

She says it follows her around
No %#@!, it's by the Beatles


I'm so lost
And I live just around the corner
Well here's a thought

Get Frank McCourt to write the foreword

And I'm John Lennon in '67

I'm John Lennon in '67
I'm John Lennon in '67
I'm John Lennon in '67


Adam's in love again
And the good Rev wants to jam instead

Morgan's hearing none of it
She says we're doing it again


The neighbourhood's up in arms
They're trying to shut down all the bars
When everyone's a private eye

They're hiding in the bushes every night

The cats square off in the street

The dogs go through the garbage
You wanna stay for the night tonight?
Well I know all about platonic, honey


I'm so lost
And I live just around the corner

Well here's a thought
Get Frank McCourt to write the foreword


And I'm John Lennon in '67
I'm John Lennon in '67
I'm John Lennon in '67

I'm John Lennon in '67

Head on the wall

And my piss hardly makes the stall
And this time it's not an act


I'm so lost
And I live just around the corner
Well here's a thought

Get Frank McCourt to write the foreword

And I'm John Lennon in '67

I'm John Lennon in '67
I'm John Lennon in '67
I'm John Lennon in '67


Go!