Full growed porcupine dead on the road
Itâ??ll take a big ox, son, to carry that load
I got checked out by a blonde, young heifer

She says she might wanna but i ainâ??t gonna let er
Hair in my eyes like a highland steer
Spring in my step like a white tailed deer

Hitch in my hip like an old sheep dog
Puff up my chest like a big bull frog
Socks on my feet like a true paint hoss

Belt round my belly like a galloway cross
Built a barn outta straw for to not pay rent
The thing blew over like a cheap green tent

Hair in my eyes like a highland steer
Spring in my step like a white tailed deer
Hitch in my hip like an old sheep dog

Puff up my chest like a big bull frog
Yodel-ay
Smoke in the barbed wire, posts on fire

Anybody seen my lucky fencing pliers?
They didnâ??t cost nothin cuz they come with the truck
And old uncle hughâ??s still bringin me luck

Hair in my eyes like a highland steer
Spring in my step like a white tailed deer
Hitch in my hip like an old sheep dog

Puff up my chest like a big bull frog