Hello Mr. Ordinary, I don't believe we've met
But I can see this is going to be a little strange
You see I am very compatible but also simply fallible

And corky little necessities make up what I affectionately call me

A giant wallet helps me organize with a

Monster change pouch that's just my size
it's all I need to keep down my flaws
Plus maybe a hundred or two chewing straws


Snow is so fantastical
Dancing's irresistible

Children are adorable
And I am clearly irrational


I am running around in circles, it's just my thing
I am humbly thanking the architect of my fantasies
I am down stage center and a summertime camper jungle gym

But spinning around on my head
and chasing the stars till I am dead makes me me


I don't pretend to be machine washed
I like to find those who deny they're lost
I leave a smile when I see a child

I disregard the word bizarre
I chase after buses and make restaurant fuses
it's who I am


Snow is so fantastical
Dancing's irresistible

Children are adorable
I am simply irrational


I am running around in circles, it's just my thing
I am humbly thanking the architect of my fantasies
I am down stage center and a summertime camper jungle gym

But spinning around on my head
and chasing the stars till I am dead makes me me


Snow is so fantastical
Dancing's irresistible
Children are adorable

And I am clearly irrational