We?ll ask if we can have six in

If not we'll have to have two


Well you're comin? up our end aren't you?


So I'll get one with you




Oh won't he let us have six in?


Especially not with the food

He coulda just told us no though


He didn?t have to be rude




You see her in the green dress?


She talked to me at the bar


Well how come it?s already two pound fifty?

We've only gone about a yard





Didn?t ya see she were gorgeous?

She was beyond belief


But this lad at the side, drinkin? his Smirnoff Ice


Came and paid for her tropical reef




And I'm sitting going backwards


And I didn't want to leave

I said it?s high green mate


Via Hillsborough please




Well how funny was that sketch earlier?


Up near that taxi rank


Oh no you would have missed it

Think it was when you went to the bank





These two lads squaring up, proper shoutin?

?Bout who was next in the queue


The kind of thing that would seem so silly


But not when they've both had a few




Well calm down temper temper


You shouldn?t get so annoyed

Well you?re actin? like a silly little boy




Oh they wanted to be men


And do some fightin? in the street

Said, no surrender, no chance of retreat!




So hidin? in the taxi

?Cause I didn't want to leave


I said it?s high green mate

Via Hillsborough please




Well drunken plots hatched to jump it

Ask around, are ya sure?

Went for it but the red light was showin?


And the red light indicates doors are secured