Last night these two bouncers

And one of em's alright, the other one's the scary one


And his way or no way, totalitarian


He's got no time for you, looking or breathing

How he don?t want you to, so step out the queue!





He makes examples of you and there's nothin' you can say

Behind they go through to the bit where you pay


And you realize then that it's finally the time


To walk back past ten thousand eyes in the line




And you can swap jumpers and make another move


Instilled in your brain you've got something to prove

To all the smirking faces and the boys in black


Why can't they be pleasant? Why can't they have a laugh?




He's got his hand in your chest, he wants to give you a duff


Well secretly I think they wants ya all to kick off


They want arms flying everywhere and bottles as well

It's just something to talk about, a story to tell ya





Well I'm so glad they turned us all away we'll put it down to fate

I said a thousand million things that I could never say this morning


Got too deep but how deep is too deep?




Well this town's a different town today


Said this town's a different town to what it was last night


You couldn't have done that on a Sunday




And that girl's a different girl today


Said that girl's a different girl to where you kissed last night

You couldn't have done that on a Sunday, of course not





Well I'm so glad they turned us all away we'll put it down to fate

I thought a thousand million things that I could never think this morning


Got too deep but how deep is too deep?




Last night what we talked about


It made so much sense

But now the haze has ascended


It don't make no sense anymore



I said last night what we talked about


It made so much sense

But now the haze has ascended


It don't make no sense anymore