There's always somebody taller with more of a wit

And he's equipped to enthrall her and her friends think he's fit


And you just can't measure up, no, you don't have a prayer


Wishing that you'd made the most of her, when she was there




They've got engaged, there's no intention of a wedding


He's pinched your bird and he'd probably kick your head in




Bigger boys and stolen sweethearts


Oh, you're better off without her anyway

You said, you wasn't sad to see her go


Yeah, but I know you were though




Now you don't know what she's up to, you can only $$#ume


If she's not out front of the shops then, they've gone to his room


Bet she's gone 'round in her school stuff, bet that's what he likes

I know you thought she were different and you thought she were nice





But she's not nice, she's pretty $#&@ing far from nice

She's looking at ya funny, rarely looking at ya twice





Bigger boys and stolen sweethearts

Oh, you're better off without her anyway


You said, you wasn't sad to see her go


Yeah, but it's clear you were though




You hear what she has been doing, never did it for me


He picks her up at the school gate at twenty past three

She's been with all of the boys but never went very far


And she wagged English and Science just to go in his car




They've got engaged there's no intention of a wedding


He's pinched me bird and he'd probably kick my head in, oh


Now the girls have grown yeah, but I'm sure that

They still carry on in similar ways





Bigger boys and stolen sweethearts

Oh, I'm better off without her anyway


I said, I wasn't sad to see her go

Yeah, but I'm only pretending you know




Yeah I'm only pretending you know

I was only pretending you know


I was only pretending you know, oh