I love toast, buttery toast, with tea
Other breakfasts are inferior
Except maybe bacon and tea

Mostly tea, wanna live a toastocracy
With nothing but toast and tea
I feel so empty


Tea's what I need mostly in life
With a side of buttery toast


'Hi there I'd like one toast and a round of buttered toast. What do you mean there's no butter. No buttered toast?'


Butter, butter, butter, buttered toast
I will kill you
Tea, tea, tea, t, t, t, tea, with toast

I will kill you

How can I live without my tea?

My heart is broken
...and so is my kettle