It's been a tough year, I don't know who I am
Questioning my place in a world so dim
What do I do? Where do I fit In?

I feel a new personality growing from within...
Mincecore fabio takes control of my mind
Soon I start eating all the protein I can find

I don't know what's happening, I'm losing control
I work out all the time so larger I will grow
My hair is long, it flows with the wind

And I prefer to wear all my shirts unbuttoned
My skills have improved in the ways of romancing
And suddenly horses just seem so enchanting...

I listen to Rot and AGx everyday
My friends and family are concerned, they say...
But Mincecore Fabio is here to $#&@ing stay!