She don't mind where my dirty mouth has been
She'll just wash it out with soap again
I asked her why was she slummin' with me

She said, "just to have you in my #~!!@"
She don't mind if my brain don't work too good
I'm missing some parts under the hood

I told her I don't like the way her #~!!@ tastes
She said, "why?" and she sat on my face
I only get her on the egg hunting days

Her other lovers get her on the hairy dessert days
She'll stand at my working class !@#% event
She'll just improve before it began

I asked her why am I slithering with her skin
She said, "you better get first aid for that thing"
I only get her on the egg hunting days

Her other lovers get her on the hairy dessert days