Sometimes, I just gotta jerk off
My nuts are a pressure cooker, my lymph nodes are swollen laughter
Canker sores in traffic

Sponge bath his habits
Sometimes I just gotta watch her jerk off my mentor
Ah uh owww

Sometimes, I just gotta jerk off
My heart is a horseplay lawyer, my mind is a muffler
#~!!@ exhaust, not whooping cough

Mating season, not @@#! teasing
I heard he retired to an iron lung in Florida
Ah uh owww

I heard he retired to an iron lung in Florida
I heard he retired two crabby employers