My dentist is very angry
I do not keep my dentures clean
Because of this diaper rash and guilt about my wet dreams

I hate my dentist
He does not let me eat chocolate cake
Because of his bleeding ulcer and my earache

I hate my dentist
He never eats the chocolate cake
Because of his stupid heartache and my toothaches

My dentist is a communist but he was the first to visit the molar system
The communists were the first to visit the molar system