Howdy people?
Here's a little story about an old friend of mine
And to all you great folks out there

This is hardcore 10-4....

Freaky friday, things ain't going my way

Everything is gone, my life is a country song
Oh-oh


I jumped out of my bed this morning
Then I heard this crunchy sound
From my left leg that was broken

And a note was laying on the ground

Baby, I'm leaving you this minute

Took the car and the cats and dogs
Got the boots and the rhinestone stetson
Nothing's left but the note you got, ah you suck


Freaky Friday, things ain't going my way
Everything is gone, my life is a country song

Freaky Friday, go play on the highway
Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on


On my way through crosstown traffic
I was hit by a giant truck
I came late to work and got fired

Then suddenly the thunder struck
Oh-oh


Baby, I am leaving you this minute
Took the car and the cats and dogs
Got the boots and the rhinestone stetson

Nothing's left but the note you got, ah you suck

Freaky Friday, things ain't going my way

Everything is gone, my life is a country song
Freaky Friday, go play on the highway
Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on


Life's a country song - hardcore 10-4
What the heck is wrong - yiiii-ha

Life's a country song - hardcore 10-4
What the heck is going on


Life's a country song - hardcore 10-4
What the heck is wrong - yiiii-ha
Life's a country song - hardcore 10-4

What the heck is going on

Everything is gone, my life is a country song

Hardcore 10-4

Freaky Friday, things ain't going my way

Everything is gone, my life is a country song
Freaky Friday, go play on the highway
Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on


Well folks, that's all for now
Life is just a long long country song

And that's a big 10-4