Had a friend who played a little game
He played it so much he went mentally insane, oh yeah
Him and that game will never be apart

And he's just sitting in the dark
Never leaves his ba!@&(t
Wont go downtown to pay the rent

Never $#&@in goes outside
He rather stay down there and die


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He's the World of Warcraft man
(That poor !@$()

World of Warcraft man
(Locked in his ba!@&(t)


Saw him last week grew in his beard
Gotta admit it looked kinda weird, oh yeah
Him and the game still not apart

And he's just playing in the dark
Still won't leave the ba!@&(t
Getting evicted for not paying the rent

Won't chill out for a $#&@in beer
Not since World of Warcraft's here


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Come on corey

Get out now
Times wastes away
Time is running out time is running out


Went to the bar went to the club
Not wow man he ain't getting bud, oh yeah

Him and that game will never be apart
So he'll remain in the $#&@in dark
Lost his job, lost his girl

Lost his friends, $#&@in lost his world
Lost everything that he once held dear
But $#&@ em all World of Warcraft's here


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