AP MICROECONOMICS lyrics : "Monopoly Rap Thrift Shop Parody"
Bada, bada, badadada... [x9]
[Hook:]
I'm gonna make some cash.
Got a full share of the market.
Dis-crim-in-ating, selling the next product
This is -ing awesome.
[Verse 1:]
Walk into the market be like, "What up? I got a big profit!"
Got no competition, government tryna stop it.
I charge what you're willing; I'm a bit too pricey.
Producers be like "That's a low $$# ATC!"
Look at where, Q meets P, I am a monopoly.
MR meets MC, tryna make that extra green.
Perfect competition is just a price taker.
Monopolistic competition ain't nothing but a faker.
(Diiisssssss)
I succeed at your expense!
Social, efficiency, don't ask me what it means to me
Demand of the consumer, that's what I use for P.
Producer surplus.
Only care about us.
Makin' all my money I ain't bothered by the antitrust.
I'ma take your market's style, I'ma take your market's style,
No for real -- bought your firm - can I have this market now?
Perfect-price discriminate,
who am I? I'm the boss.
No longer at single price, getting' rid of deadweight loss.
Bought this at $1.50, $360 is what I'll charge
Buying low, selling high, that is called arbitrage.
Regulation? Hell no. I am so invincible.
George Stigler got my back. He says don't mess with Mo.
[Hook:]
I'm gonna make some cash.
Got a full share of the market.
Dis-crim-in-ating, selling the next product
This is -ing awesome.
[Verse 2:]
What you know about profit in the long run?
What you knowin' about average total cost, son?
I'm pricing, I'm pricing, making sure I don't incur loss
One man's firm, that's another man's cross. (Demand and Supply)
(Burning the Governments' letter)
Downward slope, on demand
Guided by the see-through hand
Natural monopoly, what you want? Talk to me.
Scale of Economies will decrease ATC.
Intersection with MC is definitely for me.
My name's monopoly
I produce everything.
Greater than ATC
Is the number of my P.
(x2)
[Hook:]
I'm gonna make some cash.
Got a full share of the market.
Dis-crim-in-ating, selling the next product
This is -ing awesome.
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