GP
Take a look at what trolled out the bunghole
Get to swabbin the poopdeck and cleanin the dung hole

Ya bilgerat, you whack captain jack, you tryna pull rank?
Feel the steel at your back and Walk the Gangplank
Parrrrley- all day -- hella crits from Trinitay

No amount of citrus fruit is gonna make it K
Ya getting scurvay, ya lookin thirstay
You want some saltwater? Or the grog off my cutlass blade

Ult the teamfight- you should brought and umbrella
Im portin in with my tele-ella-ella
Take that dragon and the booty make you pay for your folly

Raise morale; makin everybody's roger jolly
Fly the flag of the pirate king-make them whenches sing
Pinafore, man you've never been to Singapore, Sails full, we bringing shore

You bought an IE? Man, you don't know what that thing is for
Where them tankards at? Its time to pour


MF
I'm the Mistress of Fortune. Hot like the Sahara- don't call me Sarah
Cuz I'll burn ya, my guns are blazing- you'll need some aloe vera

No prey No pay- I always make it rain- lay down the law
I double up- watch me strut, face the shock and awe
Every Pirate King needs a Pirate Queen

And I been runnin this pirate game since I was sixteen
Ya cant pillage this booty, try askin me politely
Im an ace bounty hunter, not some doe eyed kiera knightly

I always shoot first- then I shoot again later
Save my impure shots for the traitors and haters
Don't save my Ulti at all- Its always bullet time

ELOs like rigging in a squall- It aint that hard to climb
Better watch yo mouth kid, someones gonna kiss ya
You wont get lucky like I did, fortune's gonna miss ya

Is this the NBA? Cuz I'm gettin dunkey
Yall aint Nothing but a bunch of powder monkeys



CHORUS
Now you've been warned

The Eye of the storm
The sea takes no prisoners
Drinkin our ales

Wind in our sales
Dead men tell no tales
Pillage and plunder

Lightning and thunder
The sea takes no prisoners
The Bilgewater crew

We comin for you
Dead men tell no tales


NAUT
Naut naut who's there? Its Big Daddy, mister
RIpping the tides of your sweet little sister

Take a deep breath before you choke on the brine
Your on CC railways, Riding the Dredge Line
Echoes from the deep- you dont have a prayer

Sorry Blitz "Hook City" just got a new mayor
That's church so can i get a witness
Cause of death? Decompression sickness

Peer into the darkness just to see the bodies drop
Im a tower divin pro, Jacques Cousteau, make you belly flop
Your ship has sailed n00b- AFK at the pier

I'll blow your mind like a depth charge in your ear
Left to die but like Jesus i'm relentless
My March is endless Im repentless

Enough of a legend for 20000 leagues-noob
La da di la da do la da dooooom


FIZZ
SHARK! Just playin, bet I gave you a scare
Yep I did. That's why the water's warm over there.

so slick like an oil spill- a fighter so nimble,
on your first trip back, you'll hold water like a thimble
Y U mad bro, Im the tidal trickster

Callin me names, Y U such a prick, sir?
I'll just keep rackin up kills while you sit there and curse
You're boring. Time to switch up the verse.
Stalkin my prey- cuz I'm the mighty shark
I'm a Rare commodity; solo on Noah's Arc

Chumming for me, you get the bite and the bark
Try to run, tickin down from the Seastone Mark
Laughin as I stand on my trident
Busy playin- now I wonder where the time went
Somethin's Fishy- you're kinda squishy

How you gonna catch me, you can't even hit me
FEEDING TIME better grab a fork
No fish on the menu hope you like pork
Cuter than Wall-E with a spork
Chasin me leave you trippin like a song by Bjork

Im the volleyball team when i set and i spike
Then I dive for the kill with the Urchin Strike
In a splash- But I'm still on fire
Own the lane like Phelps- but i'll never retire