Sometimes (woahoh)
A champion gets remade (CLG)
And it ends up bein no surprise (Area of Defect)

That he's back

I just played Jax

And I carried the game
The other team let me put my lamppost inside them
I just played Jax

Dodged all their autoattacks
Can't believe 20 minutes went by so fast


Have you ever played Jax? I have, I did great
I have to admit, I was skeptical at first
But now I'm platinum ranked-it literally just happened

Playin Jax can make a pro player out the worst

When they took dodge out the game, I thought Jax would be unplayable

I love him so much, I'd knit his face in a crochetable
Killed Rammus, Ryze, and Shen then I killed Graves and I killed Garen
All I had was ninja tabi, then I went and soloed baron


You'll never guess what I just did, I played Jax
Swapped my lamppost for a cardboard tube, I went to PAX

TF tried to go top, but I told him to deal
Cuz I'm like Hotshot up there- Real.



I just played Jax
And I carried the game

The other team let me put my lamppost inside them
Talk %#@! in all chat


I'm like a Mario brother I jump on everybody's head
Jump onto Ashe!
You mean like this?

Oh wow. Shes dead
I can take a fishing pole to battle, I don't need a knife
That good?

The best 20 minutes of my life (my life)

Whenever I play Jax, Its a moment to be cherished

You're the opposite of canned goods; likely to perish
Forget the 2nd amendment-my counterstrike will disarm ya
Lamppost'l send you back to base just like the children back to Narnia


So this one's dedicated to them kids
Who've played Jax since his Beta days

In Jungle or lane
In the US or Spain
Against Jarvan or Swain

You're still the champ

Caitlyn's building AP

Doesn't matter, played Jax
Our mid has 20 CS
Doesn't matter, played Jax

My team died 97 times
Doesn't matter, played Jax
We're against CLG

Well $#&@

I just played Jax (Jax)

I went 40 and 0 (Real)
So if you played Jax in a 20 min game
Then you're qualified to sing with me


I just played Jax (everybody sing)
And I carried the game (we all played Jax)

The other team let me put my lamppost inside them (talk %#@! in all chat)
I just played Jax
Dodged all their autoattacks

Can't believe 20 minutes went by so fast