The cat ate my kippers, the dog chewed my slippers
But nuthin' else matters
The world's put to rights

When you are with me

The baby keeps bawlin', the TV's appalling

But I've found my callin'
The world's put to rights
When you are with me


When you're with me I'm feelin' happy
When you're with me nothin' is bad


Your mother's a pain in, it never stops rainin'
But I ain't complainin'

The world's put to rights
When you are with me


We gotta flat tyre, the motor's on fire
But nothin' so dire
The world's put to rights

When you are with me

When you're with me I'm feelin' happy

When you're with me nothin' is bad

The neighbor's are nosy, the future ain't rosy

But it's oh so cosy
The world's put to rights
When you are with me


When you're with me I'm feelin' happy
When you're with me I'm feelin' glad

When you're with me I'm feelin' sappy
When you're with me nothin' is bad, bad, bad


And when you're with me I'm feelin' happy
When you're with me nothin' is bad