There is a pub
in tumbridge wells
Where the landlord is

a wanker

yes he has a girl

she dont notice me
and i dont understand what she sees in him
no i dont understand what she sees in him


cause hes a wanker
the landlord is a $#&@in wanker

the landlord is a $#&@in wanker
the landlord is a wanker


she looks good
but she dont like me
she thinks im rather dirty

and ugly

she is nice

oh whats she doing with him
if she was my girl
id give her what for


i dont understand
what she sees in him

cause hes a wanker
the landlord is a $#&@in wanker


the landlord is a $#&@ing wanker
the landlord is a $#&@ing wanker
what a cunt!


but hes a wanker
the landlord is a $#&@ing wanker x14

hes also a $#&@ing cunt!