Gulp, gulp, gulp
I want to drink more beer
Until I puke

Drink Drank Punk
I'm so cool
I can drink so much

I can drink more than you
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Met a girl at the bar oh

She was a 10 at 2:00
I gave her four stars oh
I took her home

she spent the night oh
At 10:00 AM she was a FRIGHT
Some old guy bought me some alcohol

We got druck at the mall
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Mom's gonna get us at the mall oh

In a druken stupor hope I don't fall oh
I chew on a big wad of gum oh
Mom won't notice, she's old and DUMB

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