I was sitting at the house on a late night
Working hella hard trying to make my tape tight
Music hella loud and the TV was on

Bumping so strong that I couldn't hear the phone
I looked at the tube and the %#@! was kinda wild
A (*##$ getting served straight doggy style

I hit the "off" button on the drum machine
Sat down on the bed and I peeped the scene
And the ho getting $#&@ed, oh man she was so fine

After hours, 1 o'clock on Showtime
But what I saw, it made me wanna ball
I grabbed the telephone, it's time to make a few calls

Who can I get to be a ho for me tonight?
I think I'll call Tish cause her %#@!'s hella tight
Hit it on the nose cause the (*##$ was on ^^&$#*

I hung up the phone, put my tongue on the fork
So I can be ready for some body and some soap
The 40-oh of Mickey put my dickey on pole

Now I'm hella anxious, waiting for the @@#!
So I can keep her yelling "Ant Banks don't stop!"
Ha ha, I can't wait to lay the pipe now

But I hope she comes around before my high goes down
Oh knock knock knock on the door, what do ya know
I opened up, sure enough, I'm in luck, it's my late night $#&@


(Don't you wanna do me?) Yeah, give it up
(Ooooh, do it from the bacK) C'mon, c'mon

(Don't you wanna do me?) Give me some of that coochie coochie

I said "Come on in" and "Oh hi, how ya doing?"

Conversation was fake, cause I was thinking bout screwing
She gave me a hug and a real wet kiss
Zip goes the zipper and I whipped out my dick

I know you're wondering, what did she think?
She got on her knees and started sucking my beef link
And believe me, the head was kinda right, bro

I got served like a Cutlass in a side show
And the nut came gushing like Niagra falls
She took it out and I nutted in her eyeball

Now what's next, is it time to get some dick?
She said she wanted to get licked
Eat the #~!!@? That ain't fly, no

I'm not a lick 'em low, Pooh-Man lied, ho
All I wanna do is knock some boots
So let me see you in your birthday suit

Every bone in the @@#! I was preparing to break
Cause the (*##$ had a $#&@ing Ms. America shape
Now it's time for the sticking, watch the (*##$ get stuck

By the big-dick gangsta Banksta and the late-night $#&@

(Don't you wanna do me?) Yeah, give it up

(Ooooh, do it from the bacK) C'mon, c'mon
(Don't you wanna do me?) Give me some of that coochie coochie


I was chopping up the @@#! just like a Ginsu
She opened up her legs wide enough to ride my Benz through
That's about the time I stuck it in her socket

She shouted "Pop my coochie!" Best believe that I popped it
And I kept on stroking
But I couldn't feel the #~!!@ with the old-school Trojan

I had to wear it last week, I heard she burnt Pooh
I slapped her $$# cheeks til they turned blue
I had her hanging off the bed with her hands on the floor

Just like a pro, hitting nothing but #~!!@ hole
She started wiggling, I couldn't keep the (*##$ still
Just like En Vogue, I'm giving her something she can feel

I was sweating and dripping cause we was working out
She started moaning cause the nut came squirting out
Huh, now it's time for me to bust mine

I'm a have to end it and %#@!, I'm finna finish up this $#&@ rhyme
Now I think I had enough
Oh %#@!, my late night $#&@! [echos]