Hey midget apple, tell us again why you call your truck a monster truck


[Midget Apple]
Are you sure you wanna here that story again?


[Annoying Orange]
What, you're not a little embarrassed, are you? (Laughs)


[Midget Apple]
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Monster!

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Monster!
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

Monster!
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Monster!

Source: LYBIO.net

I was caught in a middle of a werewolf trap

Monster!
I looked 'round and I knew there was no turning back!
Monster!

My mind raced, there was only one thing to do.
Monster!
To get in my truck and turn that werewolf into goo!

Monster!
Sound of the engine beating in my heart.
The thunder of wheels (yeah)

Tore him apart.

You've been

Monster Trucked!

Went down the highway broke the limit I hit this town

Something was wrong, yeah wrong
There were monsters all around
My truck stalled and there wasn't very much time

But then I got my tools
And I played all them fools
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH

YEAH
I crushed all their minds!
I took out brainless zombies!

Killin' vampires with ease!
Yeah the blobs were easy too!
You've been

Monster Trucked!
Monster Trucked!
YEAAAHHHHHH!!!

Monster Trucked!
Monster Trucked!
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH

Monster Trucked!

IT'S ALRIGHT

KILLIN' MONSTERS IN THE NIGHT!
YEAH!
NEATO BURRITO, BABY!