VERSE 1
I'm meeting a new guy for lunch
And I have a hunch

It's gonna be a good time
But it was not so long ago baby
That you were mine


Italian restaurant where it all began
You had bad breath, bad teeth, bad skin

I was outta your league, nearly towered over you
In my four inch heels


PRE CHORUS
Didn't hold the door for me
Didn't pay for my meal

But I still fell for you anyway
You and those...


CHORUS
Deep talks, long walks, in the park after dark
Strolling hand in hand

Didn't know your love was as fickle as
Words written in the sand
My mistake, the sand looked a lot like stone

Shoulda looked a little closer, shoulda known
That even nerds can cheat and lie
Maybe this time I'll get it right


Yeah


VERSE 2
I'm meeting a new guy for drinks
And I really do think

This is gonna work out much better
He's taller and cuter and nicer than you, if I remember
It's what's inside that counts

But that don't amount
To much when it comes to you
Taught me sometimes the outside matches the inside, sad but true


PRE CHORUS
That's the worst damn April Fool's joke

Anyone's ever played on me
But you're the fool, ain't nothin' but a joke to me
You and your...


CHORUS
Deep talks, long walks, in the park after dark

Strolling hand in hand
Didn't know your love was as fickle as
Words written in the sand

My mistake, the sand looked a lot like stone
Shoulda looked a little closer, shoulda known
That ugly men can make you cry

Never thought that you would

BRIDGE

Suck me in, spit me out like expired milk
Wrap me in burlap after shrouding me in silk
Now I'm tossing your book

With some rotted food I found in my fridge
Rippin' up your letter, gonna burn this bridge


Deep talks, long walks in the park after dark
Strolling hand in hand
Didn't know your love was as fickle as

Words written in the sand
You can keep your...


CHORUS
Deep talks, long walks, in the park after dark
Strolling hand in hand

Didn't know your love was as fickle as
Words written in the sand
My mistake, the sand looked a lot like stone

Shoulda looked a little closer, shoulda known
That even nerdy men can cheat and lie
Ugly guys can make you cry
I'm out of your league outside and inside
Maybe this time I'll get it right


Maybe this time, yeah