Saturday night at
The high school dance
A fella comes in

Wearing baggy pants

He starts to sing

Like a wounded hound
And the gals all screamed
And gathered round


[chorus]
Bow wow, bow wow

Jo-jo, the dog-faced boy
Bow wow, bow wow
Jo-jo, the dog-faced boy


Eyes bugged out
Through a patch of wool

His face hung down
Like a boston bull


The gals all clapped
Till their hands were red
The dog-faced boy was

Knocking 'em dead

[repeat chorus]


Played the guitar and
Then hummed two c's

Then he rolled on the floor
Like a pekinese


He almost shook
Himself in half
And the gals lined up

For his autograph

[repeat chorus]


I wish i had
What jo-jo had

Drove the crowd
Stark raving mad


They ripped the clothes
Right off his back
When he roared away

In his cadillac

Where in the world was

The little nash rambler

[repeat chorus 2x]