Have you heard of the man
Who is ten feet tall?
He scares people away

Cause he's got no face at all

Super long arms

With tentacle end
But the tragedy is
He just wants to make friends


Ba bum dum dum


Slenderman
Sympathy for sle-eh-eh-eh-ender man
He hangs out in the dark

Cause he's go nothing to do
Wore his very best suit
Just to impress you

Have sympathy for poor slenderman

He's too tall for a car

So he walks all the way
He always tries to surprise you
In case it's your birthday


His breath smells bad
Cause he can't brush his teeth

He tried to take off his mask
And found a mask underneath


He bumps his head
When he enters a door
His shoes are shabby

Cause it's hard to find size 24

His Tvs are all broke

He's out of groceries too
He's skinny cause
He saved he biggest portion for you


Ba bum dum dum


Slenderman
Sympathy for sle-eh-eh-eh-ender man
His raspy voice

Is just a common cold
He's got so many arms
But nobody to hold

Have sympathy for poor slenderman

He hangs out with the trees

Because to trees don't judge
His friend requests ignored
From Sadako and The Grudge


Sympathy for slenderman
He's always doing the best he can


Just don't get this song
Stuck in your head

Or he'll show up tonight
At the end of your bed
And no one meets slender

With out winding up...

*static and screaming*


....dead?


No sympathy for slender man.