Have you seen my boys, running up and down the stairs
Laughing in the corridors, tap dancing around in dazzling white shoes
Hats as nice as mine

Wearing jewellery, just my kind
Don't think they'll ever stop
If you try make them, I'll beat you up


Have you seen my boys screaming
Telling you all what to do, when to do it

Down with those pants
Do it now, or die
Your butts as pale as my skin

They want to spank you, fat or thin
Believe me when I say, the boys always play it my way


You said you saw them, you saw them laughing
They are brilliant, know how to move their feet
It's lovely, can't stop moving to this beat


Duh, you know who I'm talking about when I say four guys in tuxedos and one
dog in tue tue

You are, yes you are You are my vulva

Watch it, the dog is loose

Yeah, I am guilty
Barking all night long
But when she's alone she sings sad sad songs

Obey when spoken to, that's the only decent thing to do

You said you saw them, you saw them laughing

They are brilliant, know how to move their feet
It's lovely, can't stop moving to this beat


They are brilliant, know how to move